Top 5 ways to stay productive at work

Occasionally when I am at work I read things from productivity experts, to see how I can be an effecient worker. Most the time after reading one of these I think, Wow I wasted a lot of work time....but everynow and then I think how could these articles be improved. So I finally decided to write my own list:

1.Do your job.

2. Quit looking at Pron(or other agents of distraction).

3. Fucking do your job.

4. Your job, maybe you should do it.

5. DO YOUR FUCKING JOB.

Now productivity experts have a place. But blogging on sites that distract people from doing there job, is not that place. Oh yeah, Social Networking "Experts", your next, and it won't be nearly as nice as this post.