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Tuesday, November 22, 2016

What's real sadness.

It's smoking butts from an ashtray, while cuddling under a blanket your dead grandma made you on the balcony, while you cry because your friend is dead. If you have 15 bucks, send it to [Malwina Bartulska] on facebook. If you have 20, send 15 to her, and 5 to me for ( ). Or just send it all to her, that would for sure not hurt my feelings.Either way she could use some healing, and I need some money for my meshnet charity mission. But I'm not going to lie...the next 5 dollars I get goes towards a pack of fucking newports.

Thursday, November 3, 2016


I started working on a top secret project, involving Machine Learning, and predictive analysis.But because of the territory I have been doing a lot of graphing. Just a by product of learning R I guess. tinyLove, is doing well. I would like to state if I was starting over, I would start my R installation from this page:

Rather than just bulldozing ahead with brew. I've had a little bit of an issue with one of the more obscure package installs. And I feel like i wouldn't have had to go to the extreme effort, to get that package installed if I would have known about the above site. I do love the mac, I can't live without a tiling desktop however. So I have KWM and KHD installed:

KWM and KHD are mighty powerful. Also a tad more complicated that I would prefer. I miss the simple mod4+# to switch to a space. And I think if I had the will I could edit the config file to be that simple, but I wanted to get a feel for what I thought the designer was going for. And I really appreciate the depth in thought they went for.

Also this evening I was fucking around with Julia, which is a language in it's infancy. I wanted to do something simple but practicle with it, so I made a weather getter with it. One thing I noticed was my curl command picked up a different set of information than the Julia Requests library. I took a gamble that it was the User-Agent making all the difference, and that resetting it in the infant Julia would actually work. That payed off.

using Requests
import Requests: get

cat = get(""; headers = Dict("User-Agent" => "curl/7.37.0"))
thedata = transcode(String,


Thursday, September 22, 2016

Everything I have learned about Linux...errr Mac, since Wednesday 1474607836

So I saw this post today:
Long story short...I used linux for a year, here are my thoughts. As someone who uses linux as a Desktop daily, I never understand what the big deal is. Well, I bit the bullet and bot a Mac on Wednesday. Not because I don't love my trusted linux box, but because the laptop itself was a loaner, and being that I cashed out my 401k, to you know...stay alive, I figured I could use some of it to buy a lappie for myself. I got the cheapest offering, a year old air. so this is:
Everything I learned about using a mac since Wednesday
One thing I have noticed, is that I have sacrificed A WHOLE LOT OF WEIGHT. I don't know what the XPS I was using weighed, but I went from one extreme to the other, and with seemingly no performance cost. To be fair the XPS was several years old and I don't think I ever got a good graphics driver for it. But man this thing flies.
The only thing I am actually having trouble with is Desktop snapping and Window management, in the past I have used Ametheyst, but I have not yet installed it and remember that it wasn't the full flavored solotion I really wanted, so I shall try some new ones, and get back to you.
Also, I have been using brew for package management, and fuck yeah vim is at 8 in brew. rock. So I'm going to continue to do these mac updates, with the things I learn.

Monday, August 29, 2016

Straight Crushing it

I want to talk about two companies, that are just straight killing it. Crushing it.

Nutanix is like if a country, that has won more gold medals than the rest of the world, had the largest military, sent a man to the moon, is the youngest kid on the block, and is straight taking it face to face with the largest empire ever created, because they don't want to pay taxes on a war they forced that country to be in.
I don't particularly have a lot of pride in America. But it’s hard to argue with results, and America has been straight crushes it for 200 years. Sure it was built off the backs of subjugated people. And having the ability to keep factories open, after bombing the shit out of the rest of the world. Then moving into the modern era by having more mathematicians on staff to just utterly dominate the information of the world and it's own people.
And Nutanix might be like that. I don't know, I don't really know much about the Nutanix culture or day-to-day affairs. I do know they offer great products, at prices more affordable, than VMware.
The Nutanix VMware rivalry is well documented.
And I wouldn't be raving about Nutanix if there wasn't a reason. The capabilities of Nutanix’s hardware blows everything out of the water. They offer a layer of hardware for SSD cache to alleviate the bottleneck that is IO.
Nutanix is eating VMware's lunch. VMware tried to silently creep in and be your only hypervisor, like some clandestine takeover of the data center. But Nutanix came to the door and said, "I'm better, and sometimes I'm even cheaper."
And why wouldn't you let them in. Nutanix is winning for the foreseeable future. Nutanix is more affordable. By all accounts Nutanix seems to be crazy good and has crazy resilient hardware.

Now to switch gears, paid hosting, the cloud...
The Cloud Saves money, we know this. Some of us don't understand how but it does, so I'll give you a brief intro. Once upon a time I worked at a small search engine. And we needed anywhere between 7 and 30 servers a day, depending on fluctuations. Clearly keeping that hardware on hand was not justifiable as it would typically be sitting dormant in a corner. Renting made fiscal sense and had the added benefit of moving the expense from Capex to Opex. Plus when you're in the cloud, for whatever reason, you just really find ways to squeeze the juice out of those servers. That's it. Economics lesson over.
Let's talk about Amazon. They're offering crazy innovations for goddamn pennies. Seriously look at the services Amazon is offering. Are you even trying other hosting companies? I checked...they aren't.
If brash Nutanix is America, then Amazon is Finland. Amazon's mature for a tech company, maybe not for a normal corporation, but practically old age for a tech company. Finland has the best education in the world, they score high on the happiness index, life is good. Okay, okay we heard some not so great things about their employees not having the best time not too long ago, fair enough. Finland's also practically Eastern Europe. I don't really know if there's actually anything wrong with Finland. I hear they drink a lot, but really that's the kind of quality that endears me to a nation. So whatever, just get past that. I'm pretty sure Amazon's engineers are happy. I mean you can't be straight disrupting the entire paradigm you’re working in, and not feel good. Look at the products Amazon put on the really, fucking look...NO seriously, take a goddamn look. I'll wait:

But I want to talk about two services particularly and, they’re all fucking gems. I'm just choosing these two because they're on opposite ends of the spectrum. But they both do one crazy thing...they save you a fuckton of money.


Okay I'm going to offer you a service, where you just upload code, and you only pay for the compute you use. What do you think?
Are you kidding me with this shit, not only am I only paying for the compute I use, with the right Dev, I don't even need an infrastructure team. I just want to note as someone whose bread and butter is infrastructure, this was very rude of Amazon.

Machine Learning

Okay, so we’re just gonna go ahead and implement some advanced math algorithms for you...So your devs don't have to like know math and shit. Oh what do they do. THEY PREDICT THE GODDAMN FUTURE. But they're hard to implement, or they're something tricky right? No, just upload a CSV with accurate data about the past, and the better your data, the better the predictions. Alright, so what kind of price tag are you talking about on the magic robot that predicts the future? I mean that's got to be expensive right! Well I've used the magic robot, with ginormous CSV files. And it ran me about $4 USD (which I am totally good for Amazon, just having a little streak of unemployment, so that card is maxed out, but like un-suspend my account so I can get that sweet, sweet Alexis skill shirt, plz).
So who else in hosting/cloud has it together. Well let's look at Rackspace, they've got two decisions under their belt, that make them still worthwhile. In all fairness I used to work there and still have a certain fondness for them. Firstly they partnered with Amazon to offer a managed cloud product. And second, they eliminated services not core to their business (Cloud Sites), and they're buying themselves out of stock holder hands’...Presumably so they won't be beholden to stock holders and can be engaging in the kind of shit that Amazon's already doing.
And I have no more nice things to say about hosting so, if you work for some other hosting company, continue read on at your own peril. Companies like Linode, Digital Ocean, and Vultr can be great...for devs only. Or for doing a single box set up. Or even a few box set up. But some of these places you can't even virtualize on the boxes, so don't even think about ESXi, Xen, KVM, Docker, LXC, or any microservices. They all offer around the same comparable features, with maybe a $5 option extra...You know because who wants to spend $10 USD a month on the thing that runs your business…
Oh hey and did I mention that Amazon is straight up cheaper than these guys.
So to hosting companies everywhere I say, Get your shit together. Get all your shit, put it in a backpack, sell it at the shit store if you have to........
It's like reading a goddamned Ayn Rand novel; everyone else is so comically far behind these guys, it seems like there lack of progress is a sure sign of malicious intent.
Amazon and Nutanix are primarily doing one thing that others aren't. They're innovating. They're taking risks in their fields and the features they offer are unique, and strangely enough cheaper than the alternatives. So everybody else, get it together already.

P.S. Nutanix, if you want to send me something for my home lab, that would be wicked awesome(Yeah, fucking right). No but seriously something to wrap around my torso would be great.

Join me next time, when I tell you what I really think of Microsoft.

Sunday, August 28, 2016

Shit I learned about linux, in like, this morning and last night when I didn't sleep, and maybe other times, 147235608

I made my terrible bash script that counts language stuff from github completely automated. I also wrote like a real post, that I'm still proofing. I'm going to probably actually try to promote it, so there's that. This is a lot easier to work with now, though it still lacks any robustness, so one mistep and it's not going to work. Plus, right now it creates and deletes files, which is a horrible way to solve my goal but it was a quick way. So I assume if I have time I'll fix that in the future. I did go ahead and copy and paste a few lines of R so I can get a graph from it as well.

Enter your github token, if you have one. Otherwise hit enter:

Enter which github user you would like to check percentages on: bsdpunk
Total LoC: 367611
AppleScript 696 0.189331%
Awk 539 0.146622%
Go 6761 1.83917%
JavaScript 8323 2.26408%
Perl 23081 6.27865%
PHP 20528 5.58416%
Python 302957 82.4124%
R 1926 0.523923%
Shell 2800 0.761675%
One of the things I learned today was that you can delete a line and as many lines after it with sed:
 sed '/true/,+1d'
So match true, delete the line it's on, and the one after it. The Rscript that makes the graph in my github piece is ridiculous simple. R is really just a pleasure to use. I miss doing the draft kings stuff with it.
locs <- read.csv('loc.csv', header=TRUE, sep=",")
title(main = commandArgs(TRUE)[1])
The bash script that does most the heavy lifting, is just a mess. I mean I've done some crappy one liners before, but this just feels bad. I guess I could clean it up. Here's a little php, to send an email:
php -r '$msg="tasty message";mail("","My subject",$msg);'
And how to force curl, to use a domain, that isn't assigned to an IP(in case you don't want to fuck with your host file):
curl --header ""

Saturday, August 27, 2016

Everything I learned about linux in the last whosit, 1472336806

I use awk a lot. Like every day. I don't know much about it, how to use it, etc. I just know how to set the Field Seperator, which in my head I always called delimiter. Which is with the -F was confusing to me. So I guess that's what I used to know, that and fields. But I had to bite the bullet and write my first, real awk script. It's pretty bad you guys:

        FS = ":";
        total[count] = "";
        lang[count] = "";
        final = 0;
        #print lang[count];
        if (clang == lang[count] || lang[count]=="") {
           lang[count] = clang;
           total[count] += amount;
           final +=amount;
                #print final, lang[count];
        else {
         lang[count] = clang;
         total[count] = amount;        
        #print clang, total[count];

        print "Total LoC: " final;
        for(x in lang){
            percent = (total[x]/final)*100;
            print lang[x], total[x], percent "%";
        #print "Total Amount = $";
' file
So all of this is to find your total lines of code and what kind of code, on github by cycling through a cleaned up file of your languages. Now I have a lot of one liners I put in the, to clean up the stuff I grabbed from github, but let's be honest this project is a mess. I didn't really plan to get this deep into github bullshit today, but I did. The lack of planning shows. But if you want to check the mess out it's all posted on So how did my totals come out... Well if you remove the forks and you take out the HTML and CSS:
Total LoC: 394684
AppleScript 696 0.176344%
Go 6761 1.71302%
JavaScript 8320 2.10802%
Perl 23081 5.84797%
PHP 20528 5.20112%
Python 332131 84.1511%
R 1805 0.457328%
Shell 1362 0.345086%
Not bad for all my public/open stuff I guess. Maybe it is, I don't know. I'm going to try to post something about PowerShell, and Linux, and Microsoft, and Opensource, soon, maybe. As like an opinion /slash/ neat tricks with PowerShell.

Thursday, August 25, 2016

Everything I learned about linux in the last whatever, 1471480803

So I opened a repo with oneliners here:
So some of the notable new stuff in that repo: Get all the repos of a user on github(replace bsdpunk):

http |python -m json.tool| grep '"name"' | awk -F: '{print $2}' | tr -d \" | tr -d , > repo
Then use that list to backup all your projects(replace bsdpunk):
 for i in $(cat repos); do git clone$i; done
Your mileage may vary. I also forked Troy Engel's github repo called scripts, which has a bunch of useful bash stuff. Troy's the sharpest guy I never met at RackSpace, if that makes any sense. Well I also never met Major Hayden so maybe not. Seriously, take a minute and read through Major's blog.

Wednesday, August 17, 2016

Shit I learned about linux, in the last whatever, 1471359085

The new version of dd has a progress flag, I know whenever I use rsync I always use capital P flag. But since the dd progress thing is a relatively new edition and I was never that big into using the pv command, I tend to use another trick which is to send a signal with kill, not an actual kill signal but the USR1 signal with is a user defined signal, IE defined in the dd code itself. I could do a ps find it's pid and then kill -USR1 pid, but I wrote a couple aliases in my .bashrc:

alias findd="ps aux | grep dd | grep 'if='"
alias dprog='for i in $(findd |awk "{print $2}");do sudo kill -USR1 ;done'
Another thing I do is use command substitution to name files for my blog, so when I want to make one of these kinds of posts for example the command I use to get started is:
dusty@xor:~$ vim $(perl -e 'print(time())')_linux
dusty@xor:~$ ls blog/
Or in my .bashrc:
alias vimblog='vim $(perl -e "print(time())")_linux'
As you guys know I prefer using httpie to curl, so when I was messing with the github api in just bash, this is how I got the number of stars for a repo, where bsdpunk is your user and trash is your repo:
dusty@xor:~$ http | python -m json.tool | grep login | wc -l
Also new i3 setup:

Monday, August 8, 2016

Shell lovin' fool

        I am a shell lovin' fool. No..really. I love shells. I love playing with new ones, and I have   strong opinions on the ones I have tried. Don't get me started on zsh, or when the appropriate time to  use 'set -o vi' is. I think tab completion is about the most awesome thing ever created.
        It's easy if you know me, to know this about me. My github is a mess of shells that never even  made it to an alpha release. Right now I am committed to finishing two that I think are actually useful. I currently am working on one in python, called trash, and a second that has some networking   tools integrated called beastietools(GoLang).
        Why make shells? Particularly, why make shells that are API, or a set of related APIs specific? It's all about interface. I'm sure plenty of normies love their clickety clicks, but I don't. I use a   tiling desktop, and have for a long while. I started with awesomewm, or ratpoision or something, and    now I use i3. It's not a ricer thing at all either. My i3, is nearly a standard install with slight     modifications. I give no shits about aesthetics. I mean look at this blog. My vimrc is more heavily     modified than my i3 config. You could make a bunch of aliases, sure. But there's more than one problem  with that. All those curl or httpie commands become way to difficult to manage, even if you are using an import in the .bashrc file, to separate the commands.
        Another thing with aliases, is I see a lot of people using them in such a way it hinders, rather than aids. As a sys admin or a dev, you need to create your aliases in such a way that the compliment the commands you would already use. If you're in the scenario of jumping from box to box, you are going to be tangling yourself up in commands that don't exist. I'll expand more on the philosophical way to execute aliases in a future post.
        With trash I have gotten to an alpha release. I invite you to take a look at my alpha, and be critical. I want any constructive idea you want me to add, remove, or change.

Friday, August 5, 2016

I made a new shell! Trash!

I made a shell, it's kind of garbage. Just check it out though:

Friday, February 19, 2016

Everything I learned about linux and other shit, in the last two weeks.

I've moved for a job, three times in my life. The most recently being two weeks ago. Loneliness is a huge issue. I'm the worst kind of introvert. The one     that needs attention now and again. Besides developing the worst OKCupid strategey ever, I have done very little to combat this. To quote Charle's Bukowski,  "You get so alone at times that it just makes sense".

I know I haven't posted a lot in the last two weeks, I'm still settling in.  I updated linosh. I'm going to use it to make an auto-scaling tool for Linode.

I'm almost done with a let's get weird post, and I might post my terrible OKCupid strategy.

Some one liners for you, I've used at home and during work in the past two weeks:

Total Ram:
free -m | grep "Mem:" | grep -o -P "Mem:\s+\d+" | grep -o -P "\d+"
cat /proc/meminfo | grep MemTotal | awk '{print $2}'

Available Ram:
free -m | grep "buffers/" | awk -F"[:space:]+" '{print $5}' | grep -o -P "\d+$"
cat /proc/meminfo | grep MemAvailable | awk '{print $2}'

Kill steam mac:

kill -9 $(ps aux |grep team |awk '{print $2}')

Check for github on /r/linuxadmin/new

clear;while true; do curl |perl -ne'print"$1\n\n"if/(github)/'; sleep 180; done;

Thursday, February 11, 2016

Happy Valentine's Day Malvager

Happy VD ay. Ircislove ircislyf.

Friday, February 5, 2016

Three Reasons we already live in a cyberpunk reality

We are living in the end times. I swear it, and right before the cusp of the end is the dumpy little mess of cyberpunk. And we're here for it, right now. Hold on to your decks this is going to be a deep shadow run.

Cyberpunk Food anyone?

And I'm not talking about Chinese takeout and pizza. You can grow your own larvae to eat with farm 432.

Farm 432 enables people to become independent from the system of current meat production by growing their own protein source at home. After 432 hours, 1 gram of black soldier fly eggs turn into 2.4 kilogram of larvae protein, larvae that self-harvest and fall clean and ready to eat into a harvest bucket.  Black soldier fly adults don´t eat, therefore they don´t have any mouth parts and do not transmit any disease. The larvae can be fed on bio waste, therefore the production almost costs no water or CO2. Black soldier fly larvae are one of the most efficient protein converters in insects, containing up to 42% of protein (dried), a lot of calcium and amino acids.

There's also soylent which is a sort of "shake", that you drink and can be used as an all purpose meal replacement. Just two soylent shakes a day and your good to go. Cause fuck the joy of eating. I mean don't you consider eating inconvenient. I know I do, it takes forever to grow them damn fly's for a fucking meal.


We can now hack cars that are in motion. We also have cars that drive themselves. And Elon Musk has taken it upon himself to build a tube train not all that dissimiliar from tube travel in the Jetsons.


Tattoos that are made of electronics...or electronics that are made of tattoos. Thank you Chatoic Moon, I can't wait to have a bitcoin wallet tatted on my hand. Just call me Jesse James.

Also biohacking is a fucking thing now.

The end is nigh, but we can ride this cyberpunk dystopian future all the way to the edge, and hope the fall is thrilling. So you know what you should do? Take a hacked self driving car, to the hyperloop and head toward the coast you want to see the world end on. Turn the lights down, switch Johnny Mnemonic on, your infinite channel machine, and make a big spread of flies, soylent, have a drone from amazon bring the popcorn.

Oh yeah, and that one overarching theme of cyberpunk I missed. Corporations already own us.

Everything I learned in the past 24 hours about linux 1454703438

Convert all m4a files into mp3's in a directory:

IFS=$(echo -en "\n\b");for i in *.m4a; do name=`echo $i | cut -d'.' -f1`; echo $name; ffmpeg -i $i $name.mp3;   done

@nayafia at has been blogging about open source infrastructure projects and the posts so far have been interesting.

I added these to my .bashrc:
alias volumedown='amixer -D pulse sset Master 5%-'
alias volumeup='amixer -D pulse sset Master 5%+'

For reducing and increasing the volume.

Choosing a mechanical keyboard

Start at Geek Hack, those guys know everything about keyboards.  Get familiar with the switches, I used this site to start with.

I started with what I imagine is a lot of people's starter mechanical keyboard, which is the das keyboard. I knew I would like the feel, and there was a mac version which was nice for me at the time. It was an easy decision to make. I wanted to get another one after that and I justified as, well one that has ctrl instead of cmd. Like you can't goddamn keymap it in linux or something.

I like clear switches for an office enviroment, they still give you the satisfaction of a tactile punch but they're a little more silent. But like a big goddamn jerk I got green switches in my current mechanical keyboard, cause fuck it I want to godzilla them keys. I really like the one I picked out, although now I wish I would have went with my original thought and got the ten keyless without function keys and arrows. I'll probably get one when I can afford it. I might actually go with clear switches next time. Actually, I'm about 95% certain I'm going to get a tenkeyless with topres. Who knows though. I love mechanical keyboards, and I think it's probably like wine tasting, as much as we want something to be objective, it's a subjective game. And some people just love Franzia.

Thursday, February 4, 2016

Let's Get Weird Part 2 of Sideways 8

Let's talk about flavors, colors, symbols and grocery stores, again? I feel like there's a pay off at the end of this one, so try to make it all the way through.

So let's start with Grocery Stores...I know we already did this. And I know grocery stores are not solely beholden to directing the customer to the product they want. They also want to place things, so that the customer buys more, and they also want to place things, like in the local stores place, maybe where those things stay fresher. Like having the cancer bread next to the refrigeration section. But let's continue to think about solving the customer finding the thing he wants problem.

What kind of symbols are universal? What could we use? What about flavors? Is the squinty faced emoticon (><) the universal symbol for sour? Do all cultures make that face, for sour, I mean sans people with like synestesia or something. I don't really have a lot to say about flavors, but organizing a grocery store around flavors sounds interesting.

 APL is a programming language that uses symbols. Like literal ones, not like some data structure concept.

 One thing in universal symbols I do want to share, is colors. Color's are interesting. Color's have meaning.(And as an aside, my favorite web safe color is cornflower blue, and it's not because it was featured in a 1999 movie release, heavily) They don't just have meaning, they have universal meaning.

We know that colors are universal in their interpretation, because cultures name them in the same order:

 Stage I: Dark-cool and light-warm (this covers a larger set of colors than English "black" and "white".)
 Stage II: Red
Stage III: Either green or yellow
Stage IV: Both green and yellow
Stage V: Blue
Stage VI: Brown
Stage VII: Purple, pink, orange, or gray*

Basic color Terms: Their Universality and Evolution.

Why do I know this? Because I am friends with a web developer who studied comp science and linguistics. Which isn't all that uncommon because linguistics, is important in AI. And also I know this, because Tyler knows this.

 "My shoes are not purple, mother. They're oxblood."

Color's sometimes identify ethics. What color is the background of this blog again? No for real, I suffer from a minor color blindness where I can't tell green from grey. Lots of men are colorblind in some capacity though.  I still can't tell what color the background of is. I also own a pair of pants I can't match with anything to save my life.

I think that most of you get, that I don't give a shit about the grocery store problem. And that clearly "Let's get Weird" is subtly, slowly, but with intention making it's way to something that is about hacking. But let me drop some not so subtle, "What this is really about" on you. Most of the knowledge I'm trying to impart in the let's get weird series is novel, and we tend to think of novelty as just some unique little thing that's interesting. We have to stop thinking like that. Novelty is how breakthroughs are made. Novelty is a snag in the universe, and when you find something like that, start pulling. Rip the universe apart.

In neurology we know that new and novel experiences help strengthen dendrites. Things like brushing your teeth in the dark.

So be smarter than me. Go figure out how one of these "novel" things isn't so much novel as it is a corner piece to the puzzle of the universe.

Tuesday, February 2, 2016

Everything I've learned about linux in the last 24 hours, 1454460884

Mostly I've been playing around with cacalabs stuff, which is awesome. Mostly I've been playing with neercs, which has screen like controls and allows for compiz style terminal windows. Cause you know it, I know it, and everybody knows it...the terminal needs more 3d.

Also check out the license page. WTFPL

No one liners or regexes for today.

Let's Get Weird Part One of Sideways Eight

Let's talk about Grocery Stores...and Signage...and Warehouses..and Cartoons...And mathematical Romance...and let's just face it, not one of you will ever understand how my shitty brain works.

Let's just jump into the crazy. I have a problem with spacial thinking. I can't think of things in a 3d environment. I can't arrange furniture in my head, I have no sense of direction. In fact if I "feel" I'm going the wrong way, I am almost certainly going the right way.

I have no doubt in my mind this is a contributing factor as to why grocery stores confuse me. I don't understand how they're classifying things. Like when I look for bread, I generally look in the "bakery" area. The processed  in a bag give you cancer bread is not in that area, it is in fact on the opposite end of the grocery store, with the refrigerated foods. When I was looking for honey I went to the cookingi(oils,shortening, vinegar, spices),    condiments, and sugar aisle. I thought, Honey is a sweetner, it's used in cooking, and hell if that's not it, it's a condiment. It was not in this aisle. I wandered around in a few other aisles looking for it, think a bunch of bears in wizard hats, should be easy to find. 20 minutes later, I found it. It was in the breakfast aisle.

Solutions that are unacceptable, talking to a gatekeeper of information. Whether this is a human being in the store, or an app for your phone. Both of these seem absurd to me, for one, during my honey adventure I broke down    and asked someone and the reply I got was, "Uhhh....I don't know." Which is perfectly acceptable it's much better than a wrong answer, but I don't want to have to talk to a human being anyway. I also don't want an app, because everyone assumes you have a smart phone, however a grocery store is universally used by nearly every demographic. Old people, children, the tech illiterate, curmudgeons maybe the Amish people. I don't know, but a 300 dollar device   should not be a prerequisite for shopping in a grocery store.

I think it boils down to a taxonomy problem. Of organizing like things appropriately. But maybe it isn't Amazon organizes there warehouses, using a system known as chaotic storage. In short they put stuff where it fits, and it works very effeciently for them. So maybe a book next to a mr potato head. The locations are recorded in a database. So I guess if your cart had like an rfid reader, or just a pad or something it you could input everything you needed, it would beep when you walked by, and you could get everything in one pass of the    grocery store. That sounds terrible. That's worse than an app probably? I don't know. My initial idea in lieu of this was have everything in alphabetical order, and then the singnage could just have regex, so like A[a-p] would have like animal crackers and apples. But that's like the worst idea ever. There becomes a thing about brand names, or types of things, chips or corn chips or potato chips or lays potato chips or what the fuck.

One thing I think would help, is better signage. But I get overwhelmed when I think about signage. Signage is so vastly complicated and that's probably why it's not properly utilized in grocery stores. If you don't believe me read this introduction to wayfinding.  99% Invisible had an episode about signage, and one of the things they stress in the episode is that it is near impossible to create "forever" signage. Like even the most basic thing, would people read from left to right, or   right to left would be important, but also unknowable. So someone may see these basic symbols on a toxic waste can and think, don't touch, kills you, but read in reverse, brings people back from the dead, how bad could it be.  I think that was the moral of the story, I haven't heard it since it's air date, so what do I know.

So I give two really crappy ideas, chaotic storage, and a sort of regex alphabetic system. For some reason I immediately think of the cartoon The Line and The Dot, A Romance in Lower Mathmatics. You should watch it. It's about  a dot who likes a scribble, because he's exotic and interesting and doesn't like the line. The line then try's really hard and learns he can become angles and shapes, and wins the dot's heart, and the dot shoos the scribble    away. I root for the scribble every time. Every time. The scribble is messy, the scribble is me. The scribble is chaotic storage. The scribble is a regex alphabetic system. The line is the current system of arbitrary rules.    But like seriously, watch it. (Also buy the Dvd)

So I think this was a post about grocery stores. And for sure grocery stores should have better signage...or at least a comprehensive navigable structure. But I don't know maybe I'm just dumb and I don't get grocery stores.  But mostly I just wanted to talk about amazon, bears with wizard hats, and cartoons I liked, and let everyone know they should be listening to 99% invisible. I'm sorry I stole your time. See you on let's get weird part 2.

Everything I learned about linux in the last, I don't know 64 hours? 1454425611

I try to make these things 24 hours, but I'm relocating to another state, and goodbyes had to be said. And packing and then thins that have to do with that and whatever. Anyways, let's talk about Regex:

I love regex. I once regexed a regex to prove a point. I don't know why but this sort of pattern matching is a puzzle I enjoy. Regex is one of the few things I like helping out with. Regex Crossword is one of my favorite things. I use them more than I should and it probably gets me in trouble. Notably there are many reasons you shouldn't use regex. As JWZ said (sort of but not really):

Some people, when confronted with a problem, think
“I know, I'll use regular expressions.”   Now they have two problems.

One problem in particular is parsing xhtml. This particular stack overflow post about it is hilarious.

Another problem with regex is performance, particularly in the case of "catastrophic backtracking". That occurs, usually when you have multiple groupings, and there isn't a match. Because of the order of operations of the regex, it becomes computationally expensive.

If you want to know more about catastrophic backtracking, and preventing it with atomic grouping, has a good write up. The regex buddy tool is an excellent way to debug regexes as well.

LibrePlanet in March will have Edward Snowden as a guest.

There is an upcoming Hack the Left hackathon. Hackathon's are getting interesting as there may now be pro hackathoners

I don't have a one liner or regex of the day today, sorry.

Sunday, January 31, 2016

Everything I learned about linux in 60 hours, 1454226440

In the last everything in 24/today post I didn't post anything on getting commands into the actual vim file you are editing. Whell for that you can use :read, so for the date something like:

:read !date

Sun Jan 31 01:49:15 CST 2016

Like so.

I've been busy with packing for the move, and working on some weird software stuff I can't really talk about just yet and smashing against a few API's so none of the good stuff in this post, just more dates like, if you don't want to use my(everyone's) perl one:

perl -e "print(time());"

You can always use the command line:

date +%s

I actually do a lot of stuff with time. And I have an argument and a some awesome knowledge on why Unix Epoch Time is the best time system ever... As well as things about Leap Seconds...Oh dear the things I could talk about   leap seconds.

But what's the big haps your going to see besides some of that stuff. Well I found the Second Edition of Kernighan and Ritchie's C oh my do you have some Classic  C stuff.

But OH DUSTY, WHY NOT C++. Go read jwz's wikipedia page, cause we agree on that wholeheartedly. Not that jwz actually knows me...


I had someone dis me for using perl today, all bragging about javascript and node, and I was like you don't understand I like node, and this conversation happened.

Facebook tier is the two words cut off at the bottom

Anyway for our one liner today I am tempted to talk about httpie, which is a python utility/module that makes everything easier. Sure curl is great, and you should know curl, cause it's classic and it's basic and it's         ubiqutious. But damn if httpie isn't a little sexier with a brighter syntax.

So let's pie this bitch:

http --verify no GET X-Auth-Token:shittoken content-type:application/json

So that's GETting, with a header of content type and an X-Auth-Token, if you are already super comfortable with curl, no worries and skip on. But otherwise, learn commit and do.

Thursday, January 28, 2016

Everything I learned about linux in the last 24 hours 1454016575

Let's start with this guy who automated the shit out of his job. Including built in hangover excuses, and smsing his wife he wasn't going to be home on time. As well as automating an entire customer workflow.

 Today I was doing stuff in vim and needed to use the command line, which you can do  with

so for the date:


And for my one liner of the day:

If you want to create a new buffer with the output of a command, like whenever I start the draft "Everything I learned about linux in the last 24 hours" posts, I start a new post like this:

:new `perl -e \"print(time());\"`

Confessions of a wanna be hacker

All I have ever wanted and strived to be is, a grubby little hacker. Those three words written indelibly in my mind:

grubby little hacker

Always lower case. In fiction they were smart, they were generally physically weaker than their antagonists. Clever won the day though. I became enamored with the idea after the advent of getting my first computer, an IBM PS/1 486 25 Mhz, Both types of floppy drives. A machine, that when it's broken doesn't get mad. You can work on it, and not get yelled at. As long as you don't get angry you can keep trying any solution until it's fixed.

My first experience fiction withstanding with anything even "hacking" related, was when I was young probably mid to late 90s. I needed a fresh install of Windows 95, and I didn't know what I was going to do. I didn't have an install disk from my current computer. And I was telling my friends about my woes and he said no problem he had a copy. His dad had a copy of Windows 95 on diskette. I don't remember the actual number of disks but at like 12 years old, I think I believed there was about 90 of them. But seriously installing windows 95 from diskette was an all day experience. It took like 8 hours because the disks were slow and every so often you would have to change one out. I wouldn't see a windows disk with a holograph on it for another 10 years. I think once we got installed we hooked up a null modem and played doom or something. Cause you know, there ain't no party like null modem lan party.*

About this same time I had my for dip into programming, thanks to a seriously outdated computer lab. It was the 90s, but they had a complete lab of full working Apple IIe's. They were awesome. I learned how to type in 6th grade and Basic in 7th. By 8th they replaced the entire lab with the multicolored mac's. But I knew after watching the cheesy videos about "Don't copy that floppy" and various other warnings of hackerly things in the class. That's what I waned. To own the machine.

We had the internet briefly at my home for a while, but my dad decided he didn't want to pay for it anymore. I ended up shoulder surfing dial up account usernames and passwords, from anyone's house that would let me near there computer. So I still had internet. At the time there was a free service called Juno that allowed you to connect to there service and download email then immediately disconnect. I used this as a cover for my parents if they ever picked up the phone and heard the modem cranking away.

In 1999 I installed my first linux install. I stole the cd out of the back of a book, from know cause it's difficult to download an os over dialup. I didn't know how much different my life would be. My mentor and friend at the time had told me about linux and though he had some enthusiasm at first, he would eventually move to windows 2000. I would as well but I always kept a frankenbox with linux on it, I knew it was going to be important. And my best friend at the time whenever I was working on it, or trying to learn my first scripting language (perl), he would call it "fake work."

In high school, I was a decent student, but I never did homework. I kept a more or less A/B average :). At night I was sleeping 3 maybe 4 hours a night either reading novels, tech manuals or working with the computer. In High School, I got in trouble a bit more than I care to admit. One day I had written something the administration didn't like, and they informed me they were going to call my parents, so for the remainder of the week I tied up the phone with the modem. My principle asked me if I told my parents about it, I said I had and nothing else came of it.

The towers came down, while I was in programming class. In the very same programming a class a group of friends and I shoulder surfed the Teacher's password. They all got in trouble for using the password at their desks. My machine showed no such usage.

High school ended. There was a break up with a girl, and a partion magic accident. I decided I wasn't using computers anymore. My personal life got dark. A theme of things to come.

Two years after that decision, my dad told me to "get my shit together" or else. And suggested I start going to school somewhere. I briefly looked into medical assisting. Ultimately deciding maybe I have to get back into computers again. There was a computer networking and security program, and I thought, security, and

grubby little hacker

echoed in my head again. During and after school my career would take off. In my downtime I wrote a piece of malware that I distributed as a credit card number generator(I still can't believe people downloaded and installed this thing). And created a small bot net, I mostly used to harass the installers of the program with the vbscript voice on windows.

I can remember the first time I used metasploit to solve an actual real problem at a job. And I can remember in between jobs being poor and cracking wifi networks just for internet access. Shortly after I would write webscrapers, for a semi-reputable company wanting to fill there databases with other peoples data. And then managing cloud servers for high availability sites, in the mid to late aughts. And then doing various dev and linux admin roles. Still toiling away after hours on various projects including shells, or what not.

Am I hacker, did I become what I wanted? It doesn't really matter what anyone says I don't think I'll ever believe it, I either have the worst case of impostor's syndrome ever, or I will just keep striving for the unobtainable.

You know what, I don't think I've ever written an exploit...I think I'll go do that.

*To be honest I don't think we got doom working, but we did get a file transfer going, much to the regret of FM radio listeners in a block radius.

Wednesday, January 27, 2016

Everything I learned about Linux in the Last 24 hours 1453914384

Unix stickers has a referal program so instead of just trying to hawk amazon goods I can try to sell you something you want, so if you want a five dollar cred and to help the old punk out just head over to unixstickers through this link.

On a more serious note, a lot of us were wondering what the hell happend to Ian Murdock, half of the Debian , After his twitter posts, that were removed after his death. It seems his accusations of police brutality were just forgetten. I'm not going to rehash all of that, because someone else has written a post that is more articulate than I can be but clearly voicing the same concerns I had, here.

I asked a friend about whether anyone on his team cared about systemd, and he said no which prompted this exchange:

Yeah that's right the guy with a cheery reboot PID, told me passion was dead.

Ok so the one liner of the day, is combined with a stack overflow answer I had to read to solve the problem... SERIOUSLY, READ THIS STACK OVERFLOW answer, it's fucking crazy.

When someone tells you your solution is '/'' to a single quite you're like, no that's not right, whatever. But yeah that was the answer.

Here's the alias I was putting in my .bashrc, with output:

alias power='upower -i /org/freedesktop/UPower/devices/battery_BAT0 | grep "percentage" | sed "s/ //gi" | awk -F ":" '\''{print $2}'\''

[dusty@localhost ~]$ power

Outlying operating systemes

I want to talk about two peices of tech that don't get a lot of attention.


From my handle you may have gathered that I like BSD. And I do, and it was my favorite. And I got into Mac stuff and I figured since mac has some bsd, kinda sorta that I could keep the handle. And that was, like 8 years ago, if not more. But I have not kept up with the FreeBSD community for a while. It is certainly time to start again.

Systemd is making me nervous about linux. And maybe I should get at least a toe back in that pond. I mean it would make a lot of sense to get something like a Freenas to get back in the hang of it, and slowly expand from there. I want to BSD again.

While browsing /r/UnixPorn the other day I ran into the coolest desktop ever.

By /u/whoibeiz

And at that point I was like, fuck I gotta get back in that community.


TempleOS is an os, it does most the things modern OS's do. It ss writtin by a sole developer Terry A. Davis. He has shizophrenia, and god told him to write it. The most peculiar of God's declarations was that it must run in 640x480 and it can't have networking devices. If not for the networking part I would probably be trying to adapt this system for daily use. No not really...well maybe.

The shell and most of the programming is in a homebrew language called HolyC from the best I can determine.

It's very clear this OS is aspiring to be a Commodore64. While it clearly takes elements from most modern operating systems it, really wants you to write directly to the hardware as much as possible. I think that Terry has a fondness for the Commodore machine, or maybe God does, I don't know I'm not a divine being. I have watched a lot Terry's videos on youtube, and actually recommend you do to, if you can take the random spouts of the n word, that and rambling has gotten Terry kicked off a lot of message boards.

Tuesday, January 26, 2016

Everything I learned about linux in the last 24 hours 1453852288

Mostly I just learned how to paste into urxvt. Which sounds like nothing, and I guess it is but I like how much I can customize it, so suck it. I put this into my .Xresources file:

URxvt.perl-ext-common: default,clipboard
URxvt.iso14755: False
URxvt.keysym.Shift-Control-C: perl:clipboard:copy
URxvt.keysym.Shift-Control-V: perl:clipboard:paste
URxvt.clipboard.copycmd:  xsel -ib
URxvt.clipboard.pastecmd: xsel -ob

And I added this script, to my .urxvt/ext/ folder as the global folder didn't work, which means somethings still funky because as far as I know both my users still have the same script, and one can't copy, so I'll probably work that out tomorrow.

As for the one liner of the day:

Some days when you can't work the configs out you just want to command line it to know that your doing something right, so for a gray background /true transparency urxvt window just:

urxct -depth 32 -bg rgba:3f00/3f00/3f00/dddd

I know today was oddly specific but, it's because I didn't have a lot of linux time today. I took an offer with a company today and spent a bit of it filling out paper work. So that's good.

Monday, January 25, 2016

Everything I learned about linux in the past 24 hours 1453784559

I did more with linux today than I do most. Which is why it's so frustrating I learned so little. I struggled with an arch install, with some grub stuff. I can't really tell you what I learned from it though. I could get the OpenSuse install to use my wifi card correctly, it recognized it but could get a dhcp address. And I never figured that one out. However, on thing I did learn today is i3, a windows manager, is clean looking fun to use and insanely fast. I had acquired quite the jump in performance when I moved from gnome to awesomewm . And was even more impressed by the speed jump of awesome to i3. It was really easy to customize i3 and the only wonky thing was that instead of hjkl for arrows they had jkl; Which seems insane since it's like a 40 year old standard, but you can change that in the config.

The biggest problem I had was getting urxvt to look the way I wanted I kept putting the appropriate entries int .Xresources. Turns out you have to load it first, I'm a dumbass.


xrdb -load ~/.Xresources

Anyone I ended up with what I would like to think is a pretty clean looking machine:

I looked through my history and I didn't see any cool one liners or regexes today. They must have been destroyed by constantly cycling through distros to figure out what I wanted.

Sunday, January 24, 2016

What I learned about linux in the last 24 hours 1453611250

This keyboard exists and I don't have it add, two sins to the tally.

This is all I got today. normally I hit the linux forums hard and try to learn a bunch, hell my goals on a given week are learn 8 things about linux and 3 things about vim. But today I just drank beer and watched football with my that's rare but it happened. Happy Sunday. See you tomorrow.